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Please help me stop compulsively checking the FiveThirtyEight election forecast

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Every day I wake up.

I brush my teeth. I check the FiveThirtyEight Election tracker. I eat breakfast. I check the FiveThirtyEight Election tracker again. I leave my apartment. I check the FiveThirtyEight Election tracker again.

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By the most conservative of estimates, I check the FiveThirtyEight Election tracker 600 times a day.

Image: FIVETHIRTYEIGHT AS OF 4:38 PM EST ON 10/6/16

It doesn’t even update as frequently as I check it! At the time of writing, it’s 78.8 percent Hillary Clinton to 21.2 percent Donald Trump. Where will it be in 2, 20 or 40 minutes? I’m not sure. But I need to know. Read more…

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